OHSEVEN, OHNINE.

I got this mail from my dad's friend...

2010-06-06T05:40:00.000-07:00

空姐的一天

※飛機進入平穩飛行狀態，空姐開始送飲料

空姐：太太，您好！請問要喝點什麼嗎？
中年女乘客不好意思地說：不喝，不喝。
於是空姐小聲地說：這是免費的…
女乘客：啊？免費的啊！我要一杯橙汁，一杯可樂，一杯咖啡，還要……我要把飛機票喝回來。空姐：!!!!!!!!

※繼送飲料中

空姐：您好，請問有什麼可以幫您的嗎？
旅客：能要一杯水嗎？
空姐：當然可以，礦泉水嗎？
旅客：有果汁嗎？
空姐：有，橙汁和桃汁請問需要哪一種？
旅客：有可樂嗎？
空姐：有，需要加冰嗎？
旅客：那給我一咖啡吧！
空姐：@％?@^&×……

※空姐回到客艙

這時，一位旅客指著窗外問空姐：小姐，這是什麼湖啊？
空姐頭也沒抬地回答：咖啡壺。
旅客：!!!!!!!

※平穩地飛行，機長愉快的廣播

機長：女士們，先生們，我是你們的機長，歡迎大家乘坐本次航班，我想告訴大家的是……啊！天哪！

不久後，廣播裡就再沒有聲音了。

這時所有的乘客都嚇壞了，連空姐也害怕的不知所措，機艙內鴉雀無聲……

過了好一會，廣播終於傳來了機長的聲音：

女士們、先生們，很抱歉，讓大家受驚了。

剛才乘務員倒咖啡時，不小心把咖啡撒在了我的襯衣上，不信你們來看，都濕透了！

乘客怒：襯衫濕了算什麼，你來看看我的褲襠！

※用餐完畢，空姐開始收餐盤

一個旅客指著吃得乾乾淨淨的餐盤抱怨道：小姐，你們的餐食太差了，簡直就是狗食！

空姐：!!!!!!

空姐：靠窗的這位先生，麻煩您把餐盤遞一下好嗎？
旅客：你是服務員，還是我是服務員？
很禮貌的空姐：先生，我是服務員，但我不是長臂猿！

※飛機準備降落中

飛機落地前，空姐要做好籤封工作，可是剛簽封完就有一名旅客向空姐要可樂。

空姐：對不起，我們都封了。
旅客怒：我不過就要個可樂，你們就瘋啦？
空姐：!!!!!

忙中樂一下~

@腦殘”的定義：Your brain has two parts:the left & the right.
Your left brain has nothing right, and your right brain has nothing left.
@其實，成功很簡單。只要幾年前就給自己買了房，還給父母買了墓.

@如今，幾乎只剩下當老闆一種職業不需要大學文憑了.

@上海張江地鐵站某臭豆腐攤的廣告語：Smell Smelly, Taste Tasty! 人才啊。

@中華民族是個有智慧的民族，比如為了解決交通擁擠的問題，就發明了錯峰上下班的方法．再比如為了解決房價高的問題，就發明了錯峰買房的方法，具體來說就是：有的人這輩子買，有的人下輩子買。

@中國式經濟學：GDP = 搞地皮
@小明送給女友一件禮物，女友接過來，看了一眼說：破滴。小明大驚：新的啊怎麼會是破的。女友說：你看啊，上面拼音寫著：podi。小明：-_-你拿倒了。

@《十月圍城》的精神可以概括為五個字：讓領導先走.

@昨天問一炒股朋友：最近股市暴跌了，睡眠怎樣？他說：像嬰兒般睡眠。我說：不愧是高手！這都能睡得著！他沉默半響道：半夜經常醒來，哭一會再睡.

@君要臣死，臣facebook.

@從醫學角度看，所謂幼稚，就是既憋不住尿，又憋不住話；所謂不夠成熟，就是只能憋得住尿，卻憋不住話；所謂成熟，就是既憋得住尿，又憋得住話；所謂衰老，就是只能憋得住話，卻憋不住尿。

@剛拿到駕照的人都喜歡在自己的新車上貼上“新手上路”的標籤，讓別人對自己的駕駛實力一目了然。昨個猛看到一傢伙的車超牛，上面貼著：“駕照是買來的，您看著辦…… ”

@同事看了《杜拉拉升職記》，問她升職秘訣是什麼，答曰：睡領導！

@一個女人很傷感地說：“幾年了，我家的馬桶圈都從沒掀起來過……”

@兒子戰戰兢兢地回到家：“爸，今天考試只得了60分”。爸爸很生氣：“下次再考低了，就別叫我爸！” 第二天兒子回來了：“對不起，哥!”

學生的回答太強了

1.“床前明月光”，下一句同學填“李白睡的香”…
2.“三個臭皮匠”下一句他竟然填“味道都一樣”…

批卷老師立即暈倒…
3.陶淵明的“不為五斗米折腰”，那同學斗膽的寫

“給我六斗就可以”…
4.“窮則獨善其身”，下一句同學填 “富則妻妾成群”。
6.“天若有情天亦老”，下一句“人若有情死的早”？
7.“葡萄美酒夜光杯”，下一句“金錢美女一大堆”…
8.“想當年，金戈鐵馬”，下一句“看今朝，死纏爛打”…
9.這個才過癮！ “洛陽親友如相問”，同學對 “請你不要告訴他”…
10.“兩情若是長久時”，同學對“該是兩人同居時”
11.“書到用時方恨少”，同學對“錢到月底不夠花”…
12.“清水出芙蓉”，有人寫“亂世出英雄”…
13.“問君能有幾多愁”，同學填“恰似一壺二鍋頭”。
14.這個更絕了:
“日照香爐生紫煙，李白來到洗手間，
小李飛刀一瞬間，李白頓成小太監。

erm paiseh it's in chinese...

-yeexian

MLIA post 3

2010-06-06T05:36:00.000-07:00

Today I decided to see if my mom was a mind reader. I remembered a story on MLIA and screamed as loud as I could in my head. Immediately my mom looked up and said "Did you hear that?" I just stared at her for a second in disbelief until she said, "The dog just will not stop whining!" MLIA.

Maybe we should learn from this ahma, Dont worry be happy!

2010-06-01T23:49:00.001-07:00

Today, my mom cut herself while doing the dishes. I grabbed the first-aid kit and my grandma pulled out a plain yellow bandaid, then asked me to grab her a pen. I asked why and she said, "we need to put a smiley face on it." She then proceeded to do exactly that. MLIA

mlia post 1

2010-06-01T23:45:00.000-07:00

Today, I played hide and go seek with my friends in ikea. A employee found me, and asked what i was doing, i explained to him that we were playing hide and go see. Thinking i was going to be kicked out he said "go hide in the shower display, no one will ever find you there" .. I was the last one found. thank you mystery ikea employee. MLIA

relive!

2010-06-01T23:35:00.000-07:00

Hah I know we had made a funeral for our class blog, but now i want to use my magic to make it relive! okay i'll try to post frequently...I say i'll try but not promise can? hmm, i'll put some MLIA posts on our blog...I can guarantee some are super funny! eh btw can anyone please kindly tell me who registered the fb acc for our blog???

next year.

2009-11-06T22:31:00.000-08:00

hey guys! im finally posting mwahahaha. okay now the EOYS ARE LIKE OVER and the hols hve started. sian. okay. so yeah. i'll just post the holiday hw here ._.

LANGUAGE ARTS
1. Reflections thing
2. redo the EOY compo?
3. Phonetics transcriptions

MATH
1. Algebra (online worksheet)

haha okay. im looking for a new blogskin :) and time to change the blog URL ):

107 forever!
Love, Qi En

2009-10-22T06:00:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELAINE!!! oneohseven would be very very different without you that's for sure! xD elaine stay happy and crazy and keep smiling and laughing like a crazy dodo bird k! (: oneseven loves you! (:

ps: btw this is autoposted by celeste (: see elaine i so nice (:

2009-10-09T01:17:00.000-07:00

yay our mascot photos! (: hehe photos by miss yap (: everyone enjoy! er idk why but there's 2 of some photos... please check if i labelled the mascots correctly k if they're wrong then you all either go change on your own or tell me then i change after eoys k (: oh and i'll be uploading the 2nd class breakfast photos after eoys too (: but sorry they'll be like quite late cos i won't be free on the 22nd and 23rd of october yah sorry! jiayou jiayou for eoys! oh and remember to be happy and smileee~! :D elaine once said: 'smile! it makes the world go round!' (:
~celeste
ps: i love you 107! let's cherish our time together; we only have one more year together. we've got to learn to cherish one another. jiayou people i love you <3
awesome start, awesome ending; oneohseven, simply awesome.

lan ying, qien, yee xian
lan ying, qien, yee xian

lai jia hui, wyin
lai jia hui, wyin

krysia, shu yuin, celeste

kai xuan, sabrina, ming lu

jia min, jia wei, tiffany, najwa, jolene

jia min, jia wei, tiffany, najwa

gng jia hui, esther, amanda

elaine, catherine

cathy, jia qi, claire

ashley, yin yi, ying hui

alyson, charmaine, wan chin

alicia, ting yu, jocelyn

2009-08-14T18:48:00.001-07:00

NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATION 2009 - 107 :DDDDD

photos by miss yap

ENJOY EVERYONE :DDDDD

squid squid for reference:D

2009-07-30T17:42:00.000-07:00

2009-05-02T23:56:00.000-07:00

we will all love miss ngiam, won't we?

hahhas.

BLOCK TESTS

-Language Arts [x]

-Science [x]

-History

-Geography [x]

-Chinese [x]

-Integrated Math [ ]

one more

no more

good luck for the last one (:

JYJY everybody

-JIAQI

2009-04-22T01:20:00.001-07:00

Ok! I shall post to keep the blog alive. Tee Hee!

Can I change the blogsin? I can't wait for youth day fun fair!

Woots! It sounds fun. Haha. We shall aim to earn the most

amount of money! Haha. Still got quite awhile

to go before the funfair starts D:

Shall be patient and continue to wait, wait and wait.

about 3 more weeks before exams end! Hahas. Lets count down.

Ok. I got nothing else to post. Goodbye!

-Jia Wei

2009-04-06T05:31:00.000-07:00

Lol sorry I changed the picture of the girl to dancing bananas :X The bananas were too cute for me to resist x)

If u guys hate it and dun wish to see it then I wont mind if u all change it back :D

-elaine<333

2009-04-06T02:51:00.001-07:00

Hey On Oh Seven! Haha. I shall update this

blog to keep it alive :D Hehe. Oh ya. And must remember

to bring five bucks for class fund by Wednesday.

And we have CIP recycling day this Thursday.

Haha. We are the agents. Class breakfast was fun.

And the food were nice! Haha. So sad Miss Ngiam leaving alr D:

Must remember to add her! Haha(: okok. Bye bye

-Jia Wei-

2009-03-29T03:46:00.000-07:00

Oh my. The poor class blog is dying! D: poor thing!

Anyway how's the revision for Marigold Quiz and chem blocktest coming along? I'm afraid I don't really get what the Marigold book is talking about with dunno what 'Atoms... What a beautiful word...' , or 'Peter the rabbit' or 'Devil's Kiss' or ' NANNY IS ALWAYS READY FOR DUTY, AREN'T YOU NANNY? NECAUSE NANNY'S A GOODY-GOODY GIRL AND GOODY-GOODY GIRLS ALWAYS GET GOODY-GOODY THINGS... (and so on)'

Hmm chem quiz should go quite okay. Miss Goh - no wait- Mrs Tan gave us quite a lot of useful notes so just understand them and revise the work done, the quiz should be no plobem!

I'm currently having a bit of problems with separation techniques though :X

Good luck for the tests though. I'm sure everyone will do well =D

-ElAiNe<3

this was not my idea; don't you keep me waiting. (Be The One, The Ting Tings)

2009-03-20T20:45:00.000-07:00

okay hello 107! *clapclap* :P heh heh credits to Jolene lols :D
uhm guys, our blog is damn dead sia XP
well im not gonna force you guys to be enthu and all and post every day (haha that's too much i'll freak out and die).. but try to make our blog seem alive ):
and it'd be great if we could change the skin. i'll try to get my ex-classmate to make a skin! but if you guys are able to generate a skin, it'd be great :D

well im doing my patchwork now. there are a lot of new articles on pandemic online now. haha i found this really great one on the Pope saying some stuff. on The Gazette. ahh nevermind i don't even know what i'm saying. -_- okay well most of you will know that i kinda interrogated Mdm Yick on this assignment cos almost everyone around me was damn blur lah like dunno what she talking o_O yeah well i'll briefly explain :D

1. Find minimum 3 ARTICLES pertinent to your chosen topic. It'll be much more convenient if you find them online, heh heh :P

2. Do annotations like what we did on Crime and Punishment. Well i just randomly phrased some 'chim' stuff in a different way. yes i suck at making notes. :)

3. it'll be good if you've highlighted all the interesting vocab you've found in all your articles. well open microsoft word and start making a list. in point form i guess. and attach the meanings :) for example:

1. Interment - The act or ceremony of interring; burial.

4. Well here's the essay part. You kinda give this reflective essay. Say i'm doing pandemic, then for the ideas part i can say stuff like on how to improve the situation. (this part is really up to you. )

Do remember that EVERY SINGLE BIT of your assignement should be typed out, be in Arial or Times New Roman and in 12 font :D

and don't forget to sumbit! on Tuesday latest hor!

ahh now i'll go and do MINE. and im losing my mood! ah nvm The Ting Tings are helping :)

Yeah I'm Qi En :D heh heh! :) JYJY don't die so fast :P and sheesh the font damn hard to read so i change this post's font to Arial. im having this sudden fetish for the Arial font i don't know why XD

KEEP YOUR HEAD.

2009-03-16T06:09:00.000-07:00

heyy 107,

ooh, can you guys tag my blog please? its dying. seriously.

its www.allaboutkrysia.blogspot.com

thanks a million :D

and to all, good luck with your mountain of school work. (well, its a mountain to me...)

so happy holidays.

and btw, block tests are nearing.

so good luck for everything.

oh, yes, before i forget,

can add me on msn too?

hehe, its:

orangedonuts@live.com.

kay?

thanks everyone!!

save my blog too!

!!!

love,

krysia (:

2009-03-13T05:59:00.001-07:00

HELLO! Okay since krysia pointed out that our blog was dying so we have to revive it!

Anyway I think I will feel very bored at home without you guys and only homework to accompany me~ So add me at exmaster@hotmail.com to chat with me! State your name okay? No name= no add :D

By the way qien, are we allowed to add music and a HOMEWORK column?

I love 107<33333 Enjoy your holidays :)

-Elaine:D

2009-02-27T21:54:00.000-08:00

Heyys 107!^^ I love our class T-shirt. It rawks. Hahas. So random :D

Anws, JIA YOUS for talentime! Haha.

-Jia Wei

Come on 107!!!

2009-02-27T06:28:00.000-08:00

Hey 107,

wow, i lurv the blog. I don't think it will be dead... it seems ok, so far. haha, that's what I think anyway. I really like the layout, where did you guys find it? It's real cool! haiz, ok, thanks for staying back for Geography supp class during recess on Friday (it was so last-minute). Cheers (: Hmmmm, I'm generally an introvert (haha) person so I don't have much to say now. Well, I hope we all survive Lifeskills Camp. Jiayou on just a few scoops of water for bathing! hehe.... And I really hope all of you like your CCAs, ok, I was just being random... Sigh, must sing and scream very loudly during Talentime, kay? I know we can be enthusiastic someday!

Ok then, to wrap things up, let's get first place for Talentime ppl! We can do it! 107 rocks!

krysia (:

2009-02-26T04:39:00.000-08:00

Here's the link to the We Rock video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrRBJg26b3o (this one got lyrics to follow)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy1CsOEZm44 (this one is instrumental)
Please try to learn the lyrics. The lyrics are actually quite easy. Just keep listening to the song can liao. And DON learn the movie scene one as that one got different lyrics. Practice the dance moves while listening if you can. Lyrics are in the previous post. Merci!!

--Jia Min

2009-02-25T20:41:00.001-08:00

'cause we rockWe rock!'We rock on!We rock!We rock on!Come as you are,You're a superstar!The world's in your pocket and you know it.You can feel that beat,running through your feet.Heart's racing fast,You're rock and rollin'!Refrain:All that you need is the music to take you...to some other place,where you know, you belong!Chorus:Raise your hands up in the air and scream!We're finding our voice,following our dreams.Cause we rock!We rock!We rock,We rock on!Nobody in the world's gonna bring us down.the louder we gowell the better we sound.Cause we rock!We rock!We rock,We rock on!(We rock!We rock,We rock on!)(We rock!We rock,We rock on!)Verse 2:Finally letting go,loosin' all control.Won't stop ourselves,because we love it!Not afraid to be,everything you see.No more hiding out,We're gonna own it!Refrain:All that you need is the music to take you...to some other place,where you know, you belong!Chorus:Raise your hands up in the air and scream!We're finding our voice,following our dreams.Cause we rock!We rock!We rock,We rock on!Nobody in the world's gonna bring us down.The louder we go,well the better we sound.Cause we rock!We rock!We rock,We rock on!Bridge:Got the music in our souls,And it's to sing we want the most!(It's no time for me to fall down) ,It turns our world around!(Cause we rock!)Camp Rock!We rock,We rock on!(Everyday and every night!)Cause we rock!We rock!We rock,We rock on!(So we want to do it now!!)Chorus:Raise your hands up in the air and scream!We're finding our voice,following our dreams.Cause we rock!We rock!We rock,We rock on!Nobody in the world's gonna bring us down.The louder we go,well the better we sound.(We go!)Cause we rock!We rock!We rock,We rock on!Raise your hands up in the air and scream!We're finding our voice,following our dreams.Cause we rock!We rock!We rock,We rock on!Nobody in the world's gonna bring us down.The louder we go,well the better we sound.(We go!)Cause we rock!We rock!We rock,We rock on!(We rock,We rock,We rock on!)We rock!!(We rock.)We Rock

:D

2009-02-25T18:05:00.000-08:00

hey guys!
uh well, i dont really see what the problem is with Charmaine's video.
so yeah.
and HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TIFFANY!
actually the whole dumb abstract art thing was started by Catherine and I.
haha.
the pics are a bit blur.
ML, TINGYU, etc helped too! :)
the next birthday girl will be Cathy, on the 23 March/24 March..
sorry not sure. -_-...

thanks to Jia Qi for the skin!
hahas.
it was my primary six class blog's previous skin, you know.

cheers.
Qi En.
:D.

2009-02-24T03:16:00.000-08:00

Its........................................TIFFANY'S BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFFY. MORE ABSTRACT ART PLEASE!

Here's two pic I got. Upload more people!

All the best Tiffy! You are the oldest!

Loveeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Tingyu

2009-02-23T07:26:00.000-08:00

Everything has a birthday. just like our oh-so-awesome class. So our birthday could be perhaps on July the first (1/7). hee.. just find something to party bout (: (:

this is so funny hahas

seriously, try it and watch till the end! :D
or the direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q8uoRO2LFw
there are so many more versions of ms swan, like drive through and customs :)
for laughing out loud :D :D
lotsa luv,
Charmaine ♥

2009-02-23T02:48:00.000-08:00

alright.

i bet this blog is going to be dead after a while!!
make this blog break a guiness world record! the longest class blog kept alive.

well, i doubt it.
other ppl reading this will laugh out loud, rolling on the floor...
coz this blog is dead already! JYJY. everyone must post. even if it's nonsensical thingys :D

all the best,
JIAQI

2009-02-22T23:10:00.000-08:00

Hi peeps! Tingyu here. Oh yeah want to tell sth to Qien and Minglu. the passwords is kinda confusing coz you know the first time I typed it in I end up not knowing when to stop. Theres noe need to change coz I just commenting.

To 107: Next time if we need more accounts please DO NOT use recurring ones. It is really hard to type. LOLS

Cheers!~~
Tingyu

THE FIRST POST! WOOHOO!

2009-02-20T02:17:00.000-08:00

Hey guys - uh hum, I mean DUDETTES :) Well, as you can see, we've finally started setting up the blog. But we obviously have not finished editing the skin and the profile, and even the URL. Agree that it sucks. Thank you.

Anyone interested in getting the class blog account, please come and look for me in class. But we don't really need anyone to, like, do the editing of the skin etc. The coding stuff. Because we already have loads of people helping out. However, the whole class can post and edit too if you want.

Just to get things straight -

1) NO SPAMMING, if you wanna leave a message on the tagboard please try to keep the messages short.

2) You must include your names. If you don't and you're found out, you're dead meat. We'll ban you. And seriously, don't be cowards. If you wanna say deceitful things behind someone's back (that's backstabbing, FYI) just tell it to them straight. But just try to make peace with everyone. If someone offers to help you, just let them do it, and we're all gonna be in the same class again next year.

3) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGN YOUR NAMES OFF at the end of ... uh ... stuff you did on the blog. Please.

4) If you wanna change the blogskin, FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE TELL ME/JIA QI/MINGLU/OR SOME PEOPLE IN 107 before you do it. Seriously. And we must see whether it's nice or not. The blogskin I mean.

5) Try not to include vulgarities. Cos our seniors and maybe even teachers will/might visit out site. But I think 'crap' and 'shit' should be okay. We all need to vent in one way or another.

6) Don't FLOOD THE TAGBOARD AND DON'T POST STUPID STUFF. That's what happened on my primary class' blog. This weird guy posted this: "HI EVERYONE! (a lot of space here ) im bored, so im just posting." Something like that. -_-

7) Appreciate this blog. Nothing's perfect. Just be happy that we ahve a BLOG, for gosh's sake. Follow the rules.

Thanks, :)

/QIEN.